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17 September 09
Posted: 2:26 AM
Posted: 2:24 AM
16 September 09

Automatic Doors Guru

Automatic Doors are my life. I have seen thousands of automatic doors in just about every configuration you could possibly imagine.

Automatic doors can be extremely dangerous. Some are so safe they never seem to close. Some sound worse than a half derailed freight train coming full blast right at you. Others are habitually broken or falling apart. It’s the ones that you don’t even seem to notice that are the smoothest running, safest and most efficient automatic doors.

I have seen countless automatic doors become the nanny for mothers who want a little alone time in their favorite store. Some automatic doors are the nanny from hell while others make good playmates. I have had to chase a few children away from them because the doors in question were too unsafe for adults, let alone little children. I suppose it is possible for some parents to see a cash cow regarding automatic doors. To take a long lost slogan from Dorito, “crush all you like, we’ll make more.” That is the impression I get sometimes when it comes to automatic doors, mothers and small children.

Some brands are far more noted for going after small kids. There is one brand which by far is the safest in my opinion, and that is Besam. Not only can you trust your small children to be fully entertained while you shop unfettered at your favorite store, but you can let your 98 year old grandmother walk unattended through this door without the losing any sleep at night worrying about how you are going to spend that multi-million dollar settlement you could win from some other brand door. Peace of mind is always worth more than a fat wallet, right?!

Anyway, if you find yourself in the market for reliable, economical and safe automatic doors then Besam should be the door of choice.

Posted: 6:45 PM
Posted: 6:33 PM

Automatic Doors Guru

Welcome folks. I was an automatic doors guy my whole life. I recently got out of it and am now an internet obsessor. I eat drink and sleep internet. I have seen so much weirdness in the automatic door business that I can go on forever with story after story. I just began yesterday setting up shop and am ready to start the never ending story of automatic doors mixed with a whole lot of laughter and comedy. So, hang on to yer britches and let’s get goin’.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh